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The Internet is fun because you can pretend you don't know each other and are pretending to know each other but most of the time you actually know each other and you can say things and pretend they're secrets but you actually want everyone to know. I have a puppy.
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"Stick your hard basting stick inside my wet gaping hole, suck up my oily juices, and slowly drip them over my scorching hot body"
from the childrens’ film “Jeffy, the Goofy Turkey Who Wanted to Be Eaten!” (via blameaspartame)
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xieraxiera:

omfg
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thecrazyfilipino:

my parents and my date for prom hahaha